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this site...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html
near the bottom has a "5 tips on how to spot an athiest"

to sum it up

Usually Atheists are pale of skin
Atheists are overweight
Atheists have too many university diplomas
Atheists Deceive
Atheists are afraid

... any comments?

2006-12-18 05:49:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

to sum it up

.............yes lets............

Usually Atheists are pale of skin
....actually im pretty tan........
Atheists are overweight
...weigh 100lbs..........
Atheists have too many university diplomas
...have one degree...but working on another one. Hopefully to be more educated than you!........
Atheists Deceive
....I try to not lie or do anything deceitful...treat others the way I want to be treated....just bc im not a christian doesnt mean I dont have morals.......
Atheists are afraid
...Afraid of what? Not much scares me. I am my own person and think for myself. I am not afraid bc I am a strong person with a strong mind and dont depend on belonging to a religion or group as my crutch........

... any comments? ...see above........

Have a nice day! : )

2006-12-18 06:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by one 3 · 0 0

particular, i think of it is probable to place stress on him and your friendship. it may be suitable in case you'll be able to desire to easily settle for which you're no longer the main appropriate lady for him and enable it bypass. in case you ought to have greater ideas, why no longer ask him for some suggestion that might actually assist you meet and get to renowned some *different* interesting adult males? That way, he won't be as plenty placed on the spot. you'll be able to desire to declare, hi this guy "John" in my algebra classification is relatively gorgeous. Do you think of he's out of my league? i'm attempting to come back to a call what to placed on whilst i bypass out with "Mark". Which outfit do you think of is cuter? which will supply him the prospect to grant you some effective grievance if he has any. And it may merely be chemistry and not something greater. perhaps he thinks you're suitable, yet sounds such as you're a sister.

2016-12-15 03:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by tollefson 4 · 0 0

I don't really get the point of this. I mean, basically it's making fun of atheists, and I don't see how it's appropriate to make fun of anyone's beliefs, even if it is lack of belief.

By the way, I don't think it's bad to be educated if you also follow God. So I find the "too many university diplomas" comment a little scary, frankly. My church encourages its members to get as much education as they can.

2006-12-18 05:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by drshorty 7 · 1 0

What's funny is everyone taking this seriously. I mean the facts say that there are at least 1000 athiests in the world.

2006-12-18 05:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0 0

Wait...I think you've confused "spotting an ATHEIST" with spotting YOU!

Okay! I went to your link and it's a good joke! However, like the Colbert Report, way too many people WILL take it seriously!

2006-12-18 05:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 1 1

Well I'm pale and only have one university degree.

2006-12-18 05:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by mutterhalls 3 · 1 0

Yea, Landover is a funny, but completley fabricated site. Funny, but not real.

2006-12-18 05:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1 0

I can't believe that anyone takes Landover Baptist seriously! LMAO........Landover is a parody of xtianity......it makes fun of xtians! It isn't real! OMg! What some ppl will believe!

2006-12-18 06:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bomb Diggity 3 · 1 0

Too many university diplomas. Wow - being intelligent, a terrible crime against humanity that. We should be working to become more stupid by the second just to please your god!

Goes to prove that Christianity is horrendously intolerant and bigoted doesn't it? And I'm UNDERweight!

2006-12-18 05:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mordent 7 · 2 1

LOL.

I actually know a few atheists who are quite skinny or are African American, so there goes that theory.

2006-12-18 05:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by newsblews361 5 · 1 0

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