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"How come you're late?" asks the principal as the educator walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the principal.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

2006-12-18 05:43:04 · 7 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Bet the view wasn't very good !!!!!

2006-12-18 06:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 0

Dr. Education reign continues, lesson well taught.

2006-12-18 05:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well i wouldnt want her to be at an accident i was in 9/10 for trying kizzy

2006-12-18 06:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha you have actually told a world class funny joke hehehe

2006-12-18 06:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0 0

Too funny! Love it!

2006-12-18 06:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

omg

2006-12-18 05:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0 0

lol you mean you sat on his face...

2006-12-18 05:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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