What’s a good phrase to say when someone says something obvious or dumb? Like if someone were to say “Oh hey, the sky is blue!” you reply with something sarcastic like “We have a winner.” Or “And circle gets the square.”
You know any more phrases like that?
2006-12-18 05:35:11 · 10 answers · asked by Zero 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
How about "The lights are on but nobody's home" ?
2006-12-18 05:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When someone is just talking about something that no one can possibly contribute to intelligently, I always say..'That is a GREAT story! You should save it and tell it at parties!' everyone laughs, and the akwardness passes, and the offending person usually laughs, and the convrsation can flow more naturally.
2006-12-18 11:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by ruthie a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My vote's with Homer Simpson! Simply look at the speaker, let your mouth drop open and say in a loud monotone: "Doh!"
2006-12-18 08:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No sh*t sherlock" is actually one of my favorites, but I suppose that might be a little too mean. I always say something like, "the drugs you're on, can I have some?"
2006-12-18 05:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by newsblews361 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the brightest crayon in the box are you. That has gotten me slapped in the past.
2006-12-18 07:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Captain Obvoius, to the rescue!!
2006-12-18 10:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I can think of is "You're the weakest link, goodbye."
But you need to say "weakest link" exactly how that lady host said it.
2006-12-18 05:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by spaacedogg 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What school/class did you learn that in?
2006-12-18 08:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by hottotrot1_usa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
temme something new baby!
or you may make fun like ooooohhhhhhhhhhh woww mah God thats quiet new
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but by da way u cant learn expressions!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-18 08:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!"
2006-12-18 05:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sweetmusic ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋