John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Love John
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mum
2006-12-18 04:56:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO....thats one of your best hunni
2006-12-18 04:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-18 13:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by fiveftelevenqt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very slick! Funny! Witty!
2006-12-18 14:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, now give me 10 points honey.
2006-12-18 12:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mishrik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny... She needs to get back in her own bed!
2006-12-18 13:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! That's funny!! Ha!! Good trick!!
2006-12-18 13:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by ~Stephie~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. It sounds like something my mom would do. LOL
2006-12-18 13:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES I liked this one, you could tell this one anywhere. Thank you for sharing,I'll pass it round.
2006-12-18 13:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one where do you get them 10/10
2006-12-18 13:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mothers always knows whats what is it something that is inbred into them or something they have done themselfs you learn from your own mistakes
2006-12-19 03:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as usual whats the question you only want to rate a joke ?
2006-12-18 13:10:01 · answer #11 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋