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Rev. Jerry Falwell says that aliens are the devil´s angels.

My wife was abducted by aliens from Zeta 2 Reticuli.

I was not a witness to her abduction. At the time she was living in the dirty hut out the back of our place. The dirty hut isolates her when she is unclean with her menstruation. We are Born Again Christians. When I unlocked the chain and padlock on the door of the dirty hut 5 days later, my wife was very distressed and dehydrated.

She had been beamed up to a spaceship. Janus, the leader, subjected her to cerebral needle examination and anal probes.

Janus said his cousins have a civilisation within the earth´s crust which is very advanced, although they do not yet have a remote control for the television.

My wife didn´t ask if Janus was an angel of the devil, in case he gave her more anal probes.

From a christian perspective, what are aliens from outer space? Do you think the Rev Falwell is correct?

2006-12-18 04:37:30 · 5 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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As long as they have their green cards, Rev. Falwell has nothing to say about it.

I did receive a warning notice from my sister in law today saying "Be warned that space aliens are kidnapping people today in record numbers. They are taking all the sexy and good looking people. Don't worry. you're safe I just wrote to say 'goodbye'".

2006-12-19 03:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3 0

no one knows for advantageous if there are extraterrestrial beings obtainable. we are able to rather assume nevertheless that there is not because of the fact there is not a planet which could help life or if it may then it extremely is like single celled organisms! plus we have not won touch from any life types if there are ones obtainable. what's extremely cool is that a number of years in the past we sent a spaceship out (without adult adult males of course) to take photos of planets and stars in and previous our photograph voltaic equipment! in this area deliver we had a recording of folk from around the international say hi in all different languages so as that way if an alien creature did discover it they may be able to speak with us. yet regrettably it has left our photograph voltaic equipment and has under no circumstances decrease back with any messages sort extraterrestrial beings. so for now we assume there's no extraterrestrial beings till we've a sturdy reason to have faith they're actual like a message from them which seems unlikely to ensue.

2016-12-30 14:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you'll find that they wern't Aliens the were her brothers

2006-12-18 04:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I will simply pray for you and your family so that you can accept and not criticize or mock the beliefs of others.

2006-12-18 04:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Lol good one.

2006-12-18 04:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 2 0

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