Rev. Jerry Falwell says that aliens are the devil´s angels.
My wife was abducted by aliens from Zeta 2 Reticuli.
I was not a witness to her abduction. At the time she was living in the dirty hut out the back of our place. The dirty hut isolates her when she is unclean with her menstruation. We are Born Again Christians. When I unlocked the chain and padlock on the door of the dirty hut 5 days later, my wife was very distressed and dehydrated.
She had been beamed up to a spaceship. Janus, the leader, subjected her to cerebral needle examination and anal probes.
Janus said his cousins have a civilisation within the earth´s crust which is very advanced, although they do not yet have a remote control for the television.
My wife didn´t ask if Janus was an angel of the devil, in case he gave her more anal probes.
From a christian perspective, what are aliens from outer space? Do you think the Rev Falwell is correct?
2006-12-18
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