I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse 5hit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
2006-12-18 04:28:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent
2006-12-18 09:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, that was my car. I was wondering how I got a total of 4 tickets. You really made my day. I was only in the store a total of 20 minutes, and I got thrown out of the store, to come out and find all these yellow tickets on my car. What are you doing next Thursday, would you like to come to court, and defend my case with me.....................I liked the joke, Happy Holidays.
2006-12-18 12:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-12-18 12:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Rich T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that is messed up. But we all know that in the real world, the officer would have called for back up, arrested you, and beaten you, claiming you had a gun or resisted arrest or something.
2006-12-18 12:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try selling the tickets on ebay !
2006-12-18 12:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Hah Hah! Hope the owner of the car doesn't find you though!
2006-12-18 17:30:18 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl brilliant 10/10
2006-12-19 02:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, heard it the other day and pmsl and i just did it again 8/10 happy xmas
2006-12-18 13:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats something i might do lol good one keep up the malisiousness (is that a word??? oh well who cares).
2006-12-18 12:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! Hilarious!!! 9.75/10.
2006-12-18 12:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋