HERES TO DRINKING TRIPLE, SEEING DOUBLE, AND ACTING SINGLE!!
2006-12-19 03:34:21
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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My first shot of the night always goes out to Gandhi. Yeah, I know, sounds a bit silly. Let me tell you though, one of the best conversation pieces in a bar you can have. Now I always do at least one shot whilst out and about on the town. I guarantee you, at least one eavesdropper is going to ask what that's all about.
The long and short of it... say something unique. After that's done, go with your, "Here's to the girls in the red shoes, who drink all of our booze. They may not have their cherry anymore, but at least they still have the box that it came in."
2006-12-18 13:13:48
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answered by saucerfulofbert 1
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The best one I can remember is, "Here's to Tequila. May it help all ugly people have sex for many years to come." There was also one the same night that I don't think is as good as the other, but you be the judge. "Here's to my toilet. You'll be getting a big deposit later." I know neither one is all the great, but after a few shots, I don't remember much.
2006-12-18 12:35:30
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answered by viva_bamm 2
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Generally, if I am getting a shot, I usually cus a lot and curse the cruel world I live in. I rarely drink anything while being poked by a needle in the arm or me bum.
2006-12-18 12:36:42
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answered by ArticAnt 4
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"Here's to the man whose ship has come in and his friends all like him alot! But more so to the truly brave man, for he's the one who can still smile when his shorts crawl up in a knot!"
2006-12-18 23:12:07
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answer #5
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answered by lonewolf3652000 2
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Hopefully seeing her naked in 3 hours.
2006-12-18 12:35:33
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answered by Anonymous
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cazadores or patron...... i dont want to see those 2 buddies again.. well at least not for a while
2006-12-18 12:39:48
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answered by prettilady03 3
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drink till shes pretty and naked in your bed
2006-12-20 06:11:42
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answered by Nate Dogg 2
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"Here's to wives and girlfriends- may they never meet."
"To absent friends"
or just the simple
"Down ya go"
2006-12-18 14:44:54
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answered by Schmorgen 6
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here's to: swimmin with bow-legged women
2006-12-18 12:36:43
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answered by Lane 4
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