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My masters haven't fed me in a week, and I'm cold here in this cramped closet. What is that odd feeling in my stomach?

2006-12-18 03:39:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Probably the niggling fact that you're locked in a closet...with computer access. It's odd, admit it.

2006-12-18 03:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by skatoolaki 3 · 1 0

Prez say that spiders built a nest in your belly. Prez say you will have plenty of friends and thing to eat in the closet. Prez say you order domino pizza online to your cramp closet and spiders will thank you. Prez say you are just as bored as he is. Prez better know.

2006-12-18 03:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why do you insist on asking these questions but it is not as bad as the one about your 5yr old girlfriend. You know maybe you should seek some serious mental help like a brain surgeon.

2006-12-18 03:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by neckbone2008 2 · 0 0

The start of the long, slow, process of starvation. Why don't you use the computer to order yourself a box of chocolates or something?

2006-12-18 03:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0 0

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2016-10-18 10:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The bats in your stomach are hungry, feed them some people.

2006-12-18 16:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0 0

You shut up! I'm taking that computer away, and I will beat you! How dare you call me master, I am your father and you shall obey me!! *Whip*

2006-12-18 04:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe you have eaten all the clothes in the closet

2006-12-18 05:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0 0

that green (blue eyed) eyed girl (above me) is a nut case. Forget her.. How'd she go in: W.S.: What You Will?

2006-12-18 04:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your pregnant

2006-12-18 03:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 1 0

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