pop yer cherry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

One day, a woman was talking to her friend about her upcoming marriage.
She says, " I don’t know what to do! My fiance is a virgin and he thinks that I’m one too! Of course, I’m not, but this may be a deal breaker with him. What should I do?"
Her friend thinks for a minute and says, "Well ya know, if he is a virgin, then he should be easy to fool. All you have to do is wrap an elastic band around your thigh, and snap it when he starts making love to you. If he asks what the sound was, just tell him it’s proof you’re a virgin, that he just popped your cherry!"
The woman laughs and says, "Great,thanks. I’ll try it."
Well, the wedding day came, and the festivities of the night began.
He puts his willie into her, and she snaps the band.
"What the hell was that?", he said
She says,"Oh honey, that just proves that I’m a virgin! You just popped my cherry"
He says, "Well, can ya tell me how to pop it again, quick?
ONE OF MY NUTS IS CAUGHT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

that was f***ng hillarius Terry W real tears sh*t that was good 10/10

Answer 2

what did the hot dog stool owner at the top of the twin towers say.

who ordered the two jumbos.

Answer 3

good 1 pmsl 10/10

Answer 4

Sounds like she got her elastic band mixed up with her nutcracker ! haha

Answer 5

ha

Answer 6

Lol

Answer 7

hahhahhahahahahahaaa
not heard that b4

Answer 8

yeah

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

oh wow