Housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and play catch."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friend like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confessional and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again
2006-12-18 03:13:06 · 14 answers · asked by sparkletina 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO what a cracker!!
2006-12-18 03:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha haha that is funny! Wow, bad priest!
2006-12-18 11:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Damn that's funny. I give you props I haven't heard that one before.
2006-12-18 11:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad priest
2006-12-18 11:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh too
thanx 4 sharing
2006-12-18 11:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha XD
2006-12-18 11:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by shizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how funny loved this one.
2006-12-18 12:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. That is hilarious.
2006-12-18 11:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is halarious.
2006-12-18 11:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by chetzel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD!! That was AMAZING.. I am still laughing my *** off. Thanks so much for the laugh..
2006-12-18 12:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by Steph y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋