There was only one problem though: The captain's parrot saw the show every week and
began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that,
he started shouting in the middle of the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood,
in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several
days.
After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the
boat?"
2006-12-18 02:00:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-12-18 03:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the worst joke I have ever heard, but not really that funny, either. Maybe a 3 out of 10. Maybe.
2006-12-18 10:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, I liked it. All my jokes are dirty or wrong in some way. This will be a good one to tell in situations where mine are inappropriate.
2006-12-18 10:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny! Never heard it before!
2006-12-18 11:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-12-18 13:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by fiveftelevenqt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be funny if i hadn't heard it 50 times before.
2006-12-18 10:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, sorry, and the parrot would've died by then anyways:(
2006-12-18 11:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh....
its redeeming factor is that the parrot was dumb all along.
2006-12-18 10:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by B.B Top 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i sew the boat into half
2006-12-18 10:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by yan l 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, didnt find it funny
2006-12-18 11:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋