LMAO!
Sure thing, buddy!
Merry Crimbo!!!!
2006-12-18 02:05:12
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answered by Daimyo 5
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A growth rate is defined as delta(population) / delta(time). Assume that you do not have any followers. In an instant, the initial person has the moment of revelation. This represents a delta(population) of 1. However, since the revelation took only a moment, delta-T is negligable. The limit of 1/x as x approaches zero from the right is infinity.
Therefore, every religion experiences infinite growth rate at the beginning.
Further proof that the FSM is the infinite one!
2006-12-18 10:20:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Herrre in Kansas the followerrrs of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterrr have defeated the Chrrristians on the State Boarrrd of Education in last month's election. It's a mirrracle!
PRRRAISE BE TO THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTERRR!
2006-12-18 10:07:08
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answer #3
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answered by sudonym x 6
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They estimate something like 3 million members. I'd say we've grown rather fast.
Something to do with our noodly goodness perhaps?
May His Noodly Appendage touch you.
RAmen
2006-12-18 13:52:01
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answered by Cardinal Fang 5
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Sorry, I've never heard of this craziness. What do they worship & believe saved them from their sins? A freaking spaghetti noodle? Must have been Angel Hair?
2006-12-18 10:11:12
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answered by kim_n_orlando 4
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The world needs more pirates! Arrrrrr!
2006-12-18 10:05:42
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answered by Anonymous
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I hope so; it's the least we can do to help curb global warming!
May you be touched by the Noodly Appendage!
2006-12-18 14:57:12
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answered by Mrs. Pears 5
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RAmen
2006-12-18 10:06:13
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answered by Anonymous
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I really hope for the future of mankind this is the truth!
2006-12-18 10:03:19
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answered by Anonymous
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It's mostly Athiests who have nothing to do.
People didn't become athiests, just Athiests joined that Church, but i suggest the church of Chuck Norris.
2006-12-18 10:03:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Pearly Gator said everything that I was gonna say. And probably better. The bible says that in the last days there will be scoffers.
2006-12-18 10:23:24
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answered by Kat 3
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