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No one had even heard of it a few years ago and now it has thousands of followers. That would something like 500% growth per year!

http://www.venganza.org/

2006-12-18 01:59:27 · 20 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

LMAO!

Sure thing, buddy!

Merry Crimbo!!!!

2006-12-18 02:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Daimyo 5 · 0 2

A growth rate is defined as delta(population) / delta(time). Assume that you do not have any followers. In an instant, the initial person has the moment of revelation. This represents a delta(population) of 1. However, since the revelation took only a moment, delta-T is negligable. The limit of 1/x as x approaches zero from the right is infinity.

Therefore, every religion experiences infinite growth rate at the beginning.

Further proof that the FSM is the infinite one!

2006-12-18 10:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Herrre in Kansas the followerrrs of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterrr have defeated the Chrrristians on the State Boarrrd of Education in last month's election. It's a mirrracle!

PRRRAISE BE TO THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTERRR!

2006-12-18 10:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 2 0

They estimate something like 3 million members. I'd say we've grown rather fast.

Something to do with our noodly goodness perhaps?

May His Noodly Appendage touch you.

RAmen

2006-12-18 13:52:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1 0

Sorry, I've never heard of this craziness. What do they worship & believe saved them from their sins? A freaking spaghetti noodle? Must have been Angel Hair?

2006-12-18 10:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by kim_n_orlando 4 · 0 2

The world needs more pirates! Arrrrrr!

2006-12-18 10:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I hope so; it's the least we can do to help curb global warming!

May you be touched by the Noodly Appendage!

2006-12-18 14:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 1 0

RAmen

2006-12-18 10:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I really hope for the future of mankind this is the truth!

2006-12-18 10:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's mostly Athiests who have nothing to do.

People didn't become athiests, just Athiests joined that Church, but i suggest the church of Chuck Norris.

2006-12-18 10:03:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Pearly Gator said everything that I was gonna say. And probably better. The bible says that in the last days there will be scoffers.

2006-12-18 10:23:24 · answer #11 · answered by Kat 3 · 0 3

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