The son said, "Mummy, I don't want to go to school. All I do there is work. All the teachers hate me, all the children hate me. Just give me one good reason why I should go to school this morning."
2006-12-18 01:00:35 · 17 answers · asked by kevyn_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're the Principal, you have to be there.
2006-12-18 01:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by geobert24 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
cos if u dont, im inviting michael jackson round to have a word with you. (child promptly runs back to school.)
2006-12-18 09:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid you have to go, Darling. After all, you are the Headmaster
2006-12-18 09:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
everyone hates the Principal, LOL
2006-12-18 09:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are the only person with the keys !
2006-12-18 10:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to learn and become smarter than all those ppl that hate you so that you can be sucsessful and look down on them when you are older.
2006-12-18 09:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by hellllooooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are the head of school
2006-12-18 09:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because if you don't I'll feed your hamster to the vacuum cleaner.
2006-12-18 09:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK! Your the principle anyways. No one cares if your not there!
2006-12-18 09:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by curtis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becoz u're the principal... heard it from my fren b4... haha... real funny...
2006-12-18 09:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hard being the janitor.
2006-12-18 10:48:40 · answer #11 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋