2006-12-18 00:32:26 · 6 answers · asked by :) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A. A quarter pounder with cheese.
2006-12-18 00:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-18 11:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."
2006-12-18 09:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by nba fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the question on Yahoo ' The Cab Driver'
its pretty funny
2006-12-18 08:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dwarf sneezed, what happened ?
he hit his head on the ground.
an old lady ran after an ambulance, why?
she thought it was an ice cream car!!!!
a robber went into an old lady house and stole her television, she ran after him, WHY?
she wanted to give him the remote control!!!
an ant fell from a building and made a sound, why?
she was wearing HEELS!!!!
2006-12-18 09:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get if you mix a jeep a dog and a bird? a flying carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-18 09:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by james 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋