THREE TONGUE TIED PRIESTS
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass...well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
2006-12-18 00:32:02 · 8 answers · asked by 24 inch chain!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I absolutely loved that one!!!!1 Didn't get it straight away, but then thought, there is no st Finger! LOL :-) thanks for making me laugh!!!!
2006-12-18 00:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny 9/10
2006-12-18 00:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath eve announced to the congregation that he would not renew his contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces,
"If the Rabbi stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a mini van, to transport their children!"
Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stand and says, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his two children!!" More sighs and applause.
Mrs. Goldbarb, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the Rabbi stays,
I'll give him SEX!"
There is a hush. The Rabbi, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Goldfarb answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw him."
2006-12-18 00:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was so F-ing funny i almost fell out of my chair and peed my pants ha Ha HA
2006-12-18 00:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. A good joke is what I needed
2006-12-18 01:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by lisababy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO really funny!
2006-12-18 00:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by pearl_diver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe. that was funny
2006-12-18 00:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by abigail 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol
2006-12-18 00:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
2006-12-18 00:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋