The devil came to a young lawyer and said,
"I'll make you a partner if your
firm, will give me your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of each of your three kids, and if you agree to sell every one of your clients down the river."
"Okay", said the lawyer, "but what's the catch?"
2006-12-18 00:22:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.
God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about.
The devil replied, "That engineer you sent me."
"What engineer? You're not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here!"
The devil's answer was simple... "No."
"If you don't send that engineer back right now, I'm going to be very angry. In fact, I'll sue you!"
The devil replies, "And . . . where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2006-12-18 00:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lame? yes, try this one. - A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlaid white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-18 03:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the catch is 1. the lawyer has no soul to begin with, 2. he's already the devil's partner, 3. he's already sold all souls several times, 4. he's planning on eating these souls very soon, and more
2006-12-18 00:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by Joshua K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So... what partnership deal did the devil want to make with the lawyer???
2006-12-18 00:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by IMonfir3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the differnce between a lawyer and a sperm cell?
A sperm cell has the potential to be a decent human being...
2006-12-18 00:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by seamac56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok - i would rate it a 5 on a 1 to 10 scale.
2006-12-18 00:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by Growl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame....sorry
2006-12-18 00:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awful! So lame!
2006-12-18 06:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was funny.
2006-12-18 00:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2006-12-18 00:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by pearl_diver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋