1. Three ants are speaking by looking at a elephant:
Ant1: Hey come on friends lets break this legs...
Ant2: No da we should break his trunk...
Ant3: Hey just leave him da.... we are three members but he has came as single... it will be shame for us....
2. Teacher: is anyone have an experience in speaking with a mental before now???...
Student: No sir this is the first time...
3. Teacher: Gandhiji has didnt wear any shirt in his life. So what do u know from this???
Student: His body sir...
2006-12-17
23:54:08
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