Go out on a date with me??
2006-12-17 23:44:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I have already reserved a table for us in a romantic restaurant. Don't bother with losing the weight - and as for the hair they say that baldness is a sign of virility. Well you never see a hairy one-eyed trouser snake do you?
I am sure all your years of experience make you a demon lover, so don't worry about your age either.
Forget the date - let's head on home and put the ol' Marvin Gaye on while we get on down, poppa!
2006-12-17 23:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thing is...................................you are not 5 stone lighter, do not have more hair and money and are not 20 years younger. Love you for who you are and others will love you too.
2006-12-18 08:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going to just let you know that I think most of the people on here won't know that a " stone = 14 lbs " , just thought I would help.
2006-12-18 07:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Clyde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely, pet.
In fact, just get some money and I'll forget about the beer belly, hair and wrinkles.
PS...........You're married aren't you? Is your wife cool with this? I've heard she's a right nutter and I don't want to get on her wrong side.
2006-12-18 07:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
depends how much money u would have had. would u have been say a millionaire? yes i would have in this case. even without u having lost a few stones
2006-12-18 07:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by jacky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course Sweetie
2006-12-18 07:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Huff G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I'm happily married!
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-18 07:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was free to shop around...I'd monkey around with you....without changes, people should be liked and loved for who they are!, Deffo not the 20 yrs younger bit...need experience! that comes with age....;-)
2006-12-18 07:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by SunnyDays 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If thats you in the pic mate you could take me for a ruby murray any day.
2006-12-18 11:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by ........ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet!!! but last time i tried stalking you your wife set the boys onto me........maybe a secret rendezvous when the wifes next at bingo
2006-12-18 07:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋