A grandfather finds an earthworm in his garden. His grandson sees him struggling to get it back in its hole. He ran into the house and comes back with his grandmother's hairspray, sprays the worm and it become hard and stiff and he pushes it back in the hole. "Wow, how do you know that?" asks his grandpa. "Learned at school" he replies. The next day his grandpa gives him 10 bucks. "What for? I just helped putting the soft earthworm in the hole." " I know" said the grandpa with a big smile on his face. "It's from your grandma!"
2006-12-17 23:24:22 · 9 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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thanks for the laughter, although I am devastated, you helped thanks
2006-12-17 23:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we've not eaten out on the grounds that 2002, yet whilst we did we continually left a 5 or six greenback tip whilst it became the two one human beings. whilst we've been with a team of individuals, they/the eating place figured in the top. i think of that the top ought to continually be figured in with the invoice. I additionally think of that, there are seniors, that truly can no longer have the money for to tip and the waitress/waiter ought to easily parent on that occuring often times. i became a waitress whilst i became in my young ones. We suggested because it being "Sift" and knew those that did no longer tip and took turns waiting on them. This became in the early 50's and at that element we earned ninety 4 cents an hour. In 1957, my husband made $a million.fifty one an hour working in a provider station. at that element the IRS had human beings attempting to confirm an standard of what a waitress became tipped. previously that waitresses did no longer declare their information as earnings. i do no longer understand whilst eating places supply up paying an honest hourly salary and counted information by using fact the salary. If the vendors have been required to pay a minimum salary, with value of living will strengthen or the staff joined a union, then tipping would not be required to any extent further than it particularly is in a garments shop. I remember whilst i became a waitress, the union men got here visiting and we've been afraid we could lose our jobs if we joined. We have been stupid youthful young ones and we allowed the owner to coerce us into being afraid to connect. i think of the nutrition handlers ought to locate a union they are in a position to have confidence and insist an honest salary. Then the information may be the frosting on the cake. like it became in the 50's. DeeJay.
2016-10-15 04:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna go check the cupboard right now.
2006-12-17 23:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny joke..
2006-12-17 23:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha ha ha .....lol
Tho I took time to get it! Thnx for the laugh.
2006-12-17 23:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-12-18 00:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by SoulPhish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tip not required thank you
2006-12-17 23:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok,i guess.
2006-12-17 23:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha....lol.......nice boy.......
2006-12-17 23:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋