went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
P.S. I know it's bad but I am trying.
2006-12-17 22:55:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...nice try hunni
2006-12-17 22:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...I've heard something similar except the vampires were guys and first two guys wanted to find a dark haired woman and the last a blond. And instead of blood the bartender gave them two bush and a bush light. I think I like the less perverted one better LOL!
2006-12-17 23:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by mistress_lilas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wrote a poem suggested as 'Vampire Love' it relatively is approximately blood suckers-people. I won a contest and it became in an anthology. Then they despatched me a consent style to place it on CD with song. I just about died guffawing, what song ? A funeral pyre??? i admire this shaggy dog tale even in spite of if it particularly is disgusting.
2016-10-15 04:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you changed it...I heard the third vampire asked for a mug of boiling water then pulled out a used tamp on and said, I'm a jiggler!!!! boom boom and I'll probably get another abuse for my trouble....
2006-12-17 23:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...with about 5-6 years of practice you will be a amateur
2006-12-17 22:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-18 03:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't that bad and you get an extra gold star for trying
2006-12-17 23:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.i'll give you a 7.5/10.
2006-12-17 22:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by Angelina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it aint bad,it's da bomb.nice one.had me lmao.10/10 if u ask me.
2006-12-17 23:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good try needs garlic
2006-12-17 23:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by scotty b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋