George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no"Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now, cause I've just shot them all. Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George:"I thought you said you shot them?
2006-12-17 22:37:52 · 12 answers · asked by Kathryn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George said i thought you said nobody was availible.
2006-12-17 22:38:32 · update #1
...........hahahahahaha
I thot you said it was funny?
Its not, its very funny!!
2006-12-17 22:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yip that kind of thing happens all the time here in South africa, but the end is different... the police show up a week later with an undertaker and the media
2006-12-18 06:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but the police would probably arrest him for lying to the police ah well!
2006-12-18 06:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Laura G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.I'll give you a 10/10.
2006-12-18 06:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Angelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question, but funny and true.
2006-12-18 06:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
thats funny
2006-12-18 06:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but always a good one.
2006-12-18 06:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, and funny
2006-12-18 06:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was funny
2006-12-18 07:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So good! I must try that one;)
2006-12-18 06:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2006-12-18 06:40:06 · answer #11 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋