When you have a lack of any quality birth control around, what methods have you cleverly engineered to help prevent pregnancy? Anyone who says abstinence deserves to be shot.
2006-12-17 20:17:58 · 10 answers · asked by Leo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you are a blacksmith, make yourself a nice sharp knife, and cut off Mr. Happy.
If you are a butcher, get some pig intestines, clean them up good and use the casing for a condom. Make sure to tie a not in the "open" end. LMFAO!!!
This is how the jews did it centuries ago!! Now they won't even eat pork. Go figure.
2006-12-17 20:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by boredperv 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Homemade Birth Control
2017-01-20 09:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by shedrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How hard is it to go out and buy some condoms. If i wasn't sure about girl i think i would rather keep it in my pants instead of risking it on some stupid method like a glad trash bag, abstinence in a situation where you could get a illness like aids would be the smart choice. (just a side note, col. sanders is looking for you)
2006-12-17 21:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by sincity usa 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your county health department will give you birth control pills if you can't afford them. Cold water douches will kill sperm but it is not a guaranteed birth control. Also a diaphragm and a antisperm jell works and prevents STDs to an certain extent.
2006-12-17 20:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sunkist3599 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh? you can't just Mc Guyver up some birth control moron. I can only think of two sure fire options to prevent pregnancy when you don't have any birth control #1 just get a blow j*b # 2 enter through the backdoor.
2006-12-17 20:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by pintoguinness37 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the best form of birth control i have ever had are my children. every time me and my hubby try to make love you can bet one of the kids will want a drink of water or will not feel well.
kids have a sixth sense when it comes to mums and dads wanting to have sex. and will do anything to prevent them doing the deed. lol
2006-12-17 20:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by cheekkkychik 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's the lamest question I've ever heard. Buy yourself some condoms-- they're cheap.
There's a reason they don't tell you about "homemade birth control" in sex ed.
2006-12-17 20:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Frenzy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try to practice what's called "Coitus Interruptus", which means withdrawal or pull out of the penis outside the vagina before ejaculation, and try to ejaculate outside away from female genitalia.
2006-12-17 20:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by Iraqi E 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
use what the catholic religion practice. you have to check the cervix with your fingers. if its hard that means the cervix is closed and she cannot get pregnant.
if its soft and snotty, its open, then she can get pregnant
2006-12-17 20:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make the girl hold an asprin between her knees...yeah that should do it
2006-12-17 21:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by aprilfools1979 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋