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Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ***.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely.

Edna

2006-12-17 19:58:55 · 4 answers · asked by BLaQue 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

2006-12-17 19:59:17 · update #1

4 answers

no, Thank youuuuuuuuu!
I love that!
You just brightened my whole mood, I was laughing out loud, and my younger brother asked me why my retarded **** was laughing so hard about that, and I read it to him and he laughed too. For once he stepped away from Final Fantasy and enjoyed a slice of life with me.
He's 25 and I'm 28.

2006-12-17 20:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Congratulation, Edna, for earning your own radio.
But I stay to think when you could not hear your roomate´s radio, when you did not have your own.
Think about you disappoitment because her "no!", when you asked her for landing it just for a while you could hear her radio, just a litlle.
It was a good moment for you demonstrate how she could do better, giving her a good example.
Please, appologize to her and, carefully and kindfull, let her hear on your radio, with a Christian heart.
May God bless you a lot on this Christmas day.

2006-12-18 04:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I feel bad for the lady whose radio got broke.

2006-12-18 04:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0 1

i have to admit, it made me laugh a little!

2006-12-18 04:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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