There had three men sitting on a wall. One named s--t one named f--k you and the other named manners.5hit fell off the wall so **** you and manners went to get help, they saw a police station. F--k you told manners to wait outside for two minutes,F--k you went to the police and said s--t just fell off the wall the police asked whats your name F--k you the police said what he said F--k you the police asked where are your manners he said outside waiting for two minutes.
2006-12-17 18:46:55 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny if u have a strange sort of mind like me!
2006-12-17 21:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is a lot funnier when it's told correctly... was a favourite at school, but I can't remember the right way to tell it... I'll have a go...
Three kids are walking down the street, called ****, **** Off and Your Manners. They go to cross the road, but **** gets slammed into by a hit and run driver. Your Manners stays to see to him, while **** Off runs round the corner for help.
He runs into a stereotypical English policeman and starts gibbering at him, visibly shaken, in an attempt to solicit help. The policeman says “‘Allo, ‘allo! Calm down, young lad! Now, tell me, what’s your name?”
“**** Off” comes the reply. “Now, now!” says the policeman, “Where’s your manners?”. The boy replies “Round the corner scraping **** off the road”.
2006-12-17 18:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by demnity 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not funny.
I think it goes something like this though...
F**k off, Trouble and Manners are playing hide and go seek...Trouble is counting.
F**k off goes off and hides in a trash can somewhere; Manners climbs up and hides in a tree and Trouble has finished counting.
A policeman is driving down the road when he stops to throw away his Coke can. He lifts the the bin lid and...voila...out pops F**k off.
The policeman(who is really confused by all this) asks him what his name is. He replies, "F**k off".
"I'm sorry, what did you just say to me, boy?"
"F**k off"
The policeman, now replies," Where are your manners, boy?"
"Probably up a tree somewhere"
"Are you looking for trouble, mister?"
"No!,"says F**k off
"Trouble is looking for me!"
2006-12-17 19:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by R3D8ACK 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, ancient 2/10.
2006-12-17 19:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is not too good. Kind of like a profane 3 Stooges joke.
2006-12-17 19:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes lol
ive seen better
like the one when
he ask his mom
mommy what are you putting on your face
his mom says sh1t when she makes a mistake with her make up
he goes to the kitchen
he asks his father what he is doing to the turkey. His father yells out fuk because he slices his thumb
then the mother and father get in a fight and scream at each other bast@rd and b1tch.
the little boy asks what they mean
the parents say
bastard means boy
and
b1tch means girl
the guest soon arrived and the boy went to answer
the boy says
hello b1tches and bast@rds.
my mom is puting sh1t on her face
and
my dad is fuking the turkey
this is like the original but simplified
2006-12-17 18:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's unusual to have any manners these days !
2006-12-18 00:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess i can give you 7/10
2006-12-17 19:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Angelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this at school years ago. When are you going to stop trying? So many people tell you your jokes are poor!
2006-12-17 19:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
every one seems to be grumpy today and cant be bothered to laugh i could see the funny side 9/10
2006-12-17 19:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋