i need help from a christian (like me) but the point is that ive tried almsot evreything to mastuer bait can you please give me soem tips please help ive have tried almst evreything you can think of
2006-12-17 18:46:00 · 9 answers · asked by emo elmo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
just put some porn on, lube up with toothpaste, grab your crank, and wail away....
just remember: Everytime you jerkoff, god kills a kitten.
WWJD? for a Klondike bar!!!!!!!
2006-12-17 18:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by DemoDicky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men don't generally have trouble starting it's the stopping that they struggle with. Here's a big tip - God isn't that fussed in 2006 about you having a flog - the universe has bigger issues...but Jeff is right, you should pause to type the question.
2006-12-18 02:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're baiting a who?
I dunno. I write with my right hand and rub the bone with my left.
Use good lube, lotion or oil to help you. Sometimes oil helps since it warms up quite well.
Or use Crisco. You'd be surprised in how many products actually contains vegetable shortening!
All else fails I'll be your fluffer!
2006-12-19 18:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recommend the Baby Jesus Bütt Plug.
2006-12-18 02:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by randomstupidhandle 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
okay.
master bait is in fact spelled
masturbate.
that might help
2006-12-18 02:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should stop trying while you type your question!
2006-12-18 02:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should learn how to masturbate instead of fly fishing?
2006-12-18 02:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a christian man but i'll help you :) :) :)
2006-12-18 02:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by sexton 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i won't help you until you learn how to spell.
2006-12-18 03:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by alandicho 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋