Tough I could swear some birds try to aim, its usually a fluke, as long as it's not on you, a very funny fluke. Your chances of being plastered are significantly higher if you are under a roosting site or perch. For some odd reason you chances of being hit in a McDonald's parking lot while holding a french fry are also quite high. But that's wild birds... a pet bird on a shoulder, it's just a matter of time before it can't hold it in.
2006-12-18 09:53:20
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answered by crazy.carabid 4
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They just poop "down." If your head is in the general vicinity of "down," it might get pooped on! There aren't any birdy public restrooms!
2006-12-18 13:28:14
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answered by Tina 3
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As a general rule, your head is the highest part of your body. If you walked on your hands, you'd probably get splatted on your feet.
2006-12-18 21:06:24
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answered by CrazyBirdMom 4
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well if you were a bird, wouldn't you? think about it. you have plenty of hair to use as toilet paper to wipe your butt - all you have to do is squat and wiggle your butt to accomplish this, you don't have to flush cos the human will wipe it away for you, and you get fed while on the can. many of us would be happy living like this lol.
2006-12-18 00:21:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Because it feels like a nest to them.
2006-12-20 12:32:36
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answered by Anonymous
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