A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ***
2006-12-17 16:46:13 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gotta get to bed....cannot sleep when I'm laughing so much!!!
STOP IT !!! (:
2006-12-17 16:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't quite get it at the end..but sure i don't think its a bad husband...he is just trying to make sure to call his wife a good name..^.^
2006-12-18 00:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Amelia L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-12-18 00:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny!!
2006-12-18 00:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by laina_03 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-18 00:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2006-12-18 00:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋