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God is always making all these rules dont eat from that tree. Dont have sex blah blah. Maybe Satan's place is more fun and God is lying about it since he wants you to be a slave in heaven. Where do you wanna go??

2006-12-17 16:42:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

yeah, I agree. If Hell is void of Evangelicals, it's probably paradise.

2006-12-17 16:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 5 0

I've been to Hell and It ain't no fun. Heaven is right here on earth and it's pleasure beyond pleasure. God didn't make all those rules, men did. God wants what is best for us and we sometimes make choices that cause suffering instead of good. So don't worry about the afterlife..... right now is the thing to worry about. If you are harming someone else, then you are harming yourself also.

Evil is in the mind of the doer.

Curtis

2006-12-17 16:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by talismanspeaks 1 · 0 1

Well in the Episcopalian section of heaven we will be having a party. There will be wine, beer and champagne and an occasional martini. And the finest of foods. Some of us will be playing poker or euchre, others scrabble. Some will be singing folk songs and I will be waltzing with a very handsome young man. I don't know what the Baptist will be doing, I think that they are sitting in the corner behind the Bushes reading their bibles.

2006-12-17 16:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 1 0

Heaven!

2006-12-17 16:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Read 23 minutes in hell. Heaven is freakin rad, you have just been hearing from too many religious christians. The ones like the pharisees in the bible. Visit a church like the vineyards in califonia you'd love them, even if your not a christian.

2006-12-17 17:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You will have more fun and happiness in heaven while in hell you will have a neverending miserable.In heaven you will be met and served whatever your need by a young and pretty angels.There is no slavery in heaven.So we wanto to go to heaven.But for going to heaven we should obey to all of God's instructions and God's prohibitions

2006-12-17 16:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

How do you define fun? It's a temporary event. Will you choose something that has a finite effect or you will choose something that is eternal. Hell is not a "funny" place to be, its suppose to be hell. Heaven is not also a "funny" place, it's a blissful place, where funny people like you is welcome to stay for good. When you grow up I am sure you will aim to be in heaven.

2006-12-17 16:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by thegrouch 2 · 0 1

I and Satan signed a contract for my permanent residence in hell. Parking, air-conditioning, internet, 400 channel cable tv, the lot.
the best part: no bossy god wanting u to pray to him.

2006-12-17 17:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by implosion13 4 · 2 0

Hell sounds more fun since that seems to be where all the cool people are going.

2006-12-17 16:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell! Freedom from God!

2006-12-17 16:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Probably Heaven to be away from all of the silly answers on this website.

2006-12-17 17:07:53 · answer #11 · answered by <}}}>< 2 · 1 0

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