2006-12-17 16:31:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
O Holy E.P.--I bow before you in total humility so that you may yack on my head to show me my lack of worth. Yack me! Yack me! Holy god of McMurdo Station, Antarctica! I am small and evil and require the brilliant light of your being to survive! I confess.
2006-12-17 16:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-23 03:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But how does the Emperor Penguin God feel about the Fairy Penguins? After all they were born that way?
2006-12-17 16:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful, but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools. AND CHANGED THE GLORY OF UNCORRUPTIBLE GOD INTO AN IMAGE MADE LIKE TO CORRUPTIBLE MAN, AND TO BIRDS, AND FOUR FOOTED BEASTS, AND CREEPING THINGS." - Romans 1:20-23
2006-12-17 16:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All hail the emperor!
2006-12-17 16:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
no god yes penguin
2006-12-17 16:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by eNdofthELinE9 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sure, and I bring lots of warm hot chocolate to him (with marshmallows) :)
2006-12-17 16:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by buttercup 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-17 16:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You should be ashamed of yourself!!! God would not approve of such nonsense! I will pray for you!!!Rev.Susan
2006-12-17 16:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by Susan Beck 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If only wishes were true.
2006-12-17 16:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by cosmicyoda 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋