2006-12-17 16:24:01 · 7 answers · asked by C.I. P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-18 03:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you were drunk yesterday
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.
When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered last night. Where did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."
2006-12-18 00:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is bad, and it is not my joke, however, tis the site for such banter.....I must share!!! What do you have when you have a couple of flys flying around in a pop bottle????
a West Virginia vibrater
Happy Holidays All
2006-12-18 00:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a 12 year old girl from texas say during sex
get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes
2006-12-18 00:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
Katschup
2006-12-18 00:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by laina_03 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont wanna
2006-12-20 03:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't feel like it!!!
2006-12-18 00:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋