I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2006-12-17 16:00:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No
Do you have any idea how many times this one has been done
on Answers?
2006-12-17 16:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The answer is no, look at the last line of the poem.The only question actually asked is "Can you guess the riddle?" No, I can't.
The riddle is derived from the children's poem below.
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TIME
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. LOL
2006-12-17 16:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Albertan 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The answer is time and it comes from this poem
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
2006-12-17 17:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by Cain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson
2006-12-17 16:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tru Warrior 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Sun? Heat?
2006-12-17 16:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by lindaa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the answer is water i think ;-)
because water in ya eyes makes you cry.water washes polar bear and freezes on them.celebritys look stupid in the rain.water makes me pee.lol.water will wet hair of beautifull women who will want to comb.if you cook your pancakes in water they will brown.bubblke your champain with a drop of water.squeeze water in ya hand it will pop out and if you look at water you can see yourself like in a mirror.so youll pop. hope its the right answer i thought for a while on this. but i think my answer makes sence. hahaha its a good one. thanks
2006-12-17 16:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ummm didn't I just see this joke last week? Get a new one and get back to us. Find a funny one too!
2006-12-17 16:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Air?
2006-12-17 16:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by Smile 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer is Beer
2006-12-17 16:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jason W 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No you'll have to tell me I'm curious
2006-12-17 16:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋