A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain" and begins to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Well, that does feel pretty good, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
2006-12-17 15:05:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe..sounds like a typical joke a guy would tell
2006-12-19 02:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Technically, (and legally), both you and the golf course are liable. Since you are the one that did the bad deed, and you are aware that there are windows there, you bare the risk. Much like you hit a stationary object while you are driving your car, who's liable? Probably you. Most golf courses that have bordering houses posts a sign that says the golfer is liable for any damage caused by errand shots. You can get golf insurance from most insurance companies. Realistically, more golfers will not own up to the errand shot, and gets away with it.
2016-05-23 03:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I miss a lot not going on the links
2006-12-17 15:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he hurt his thumb, not his crotch? I think I get it! Funny!
2006-12-17 15:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-12-17 15:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was a golf caddy for ten years as a youngster, and i love jokes, and this joke made me howl...the punch line was very unexpected..terrific joke,thank you..i really enjoyed this joke very, very much !!!
2006-12-18 07:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by morris the cat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny..
2006-12-17 23:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2006-12-17 15:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
2006-12-17 16:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz...funny...
2006-12-17 15:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋