Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
2006-12-17 14:54:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz...11/10...so true...and this is my favorite lines...still laughing...
see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
2006-12-17 14:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you thought of putting these on bar napkins?
#3 hads the wife laughing. That is a feat)
2006-12-17 23:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once seen on a bathroom stall, "I was here, but now I'm gone. I just stopped by to turn you on!"
Add THAT one to you list, and have a good night.
2006-12-17 23:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ask us if we heard them?
Did you just make them up or something. I'll admit they are funny though. :)
2006-12-17 22:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by cajun24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half nice and romantic, the other half mean an HILARIOUS!!!
2006-12-17 23:16:36 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That was awesome!
2006-12-23 13:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KEEP IT UP AND YOU SOON BE PICKED UP BY TWO GUYS IN WHITE COATS!
2006-12-17 23:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by secret society 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-17 22:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! Soooo funny... cant stop laughing.. thanks!!:)
2006-12-17 22:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by alex_dopod 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋