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I have a whole book called the Noodle Recipe. It is evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster God exists. It was made by many cooks throughtout history. Will you believe in my God?

2006-12-17 14:34:55 · 23 answers · asked by Mr N2 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

J. says, "What were your prophets"?
Many just to name several:
Veal, Spice Sauce, Beef, and Non stick noodle.

2006-12-17 14:47:57 · update #1

23 answers

all hail the flying spaghetti monster!!!!

2006-12-17 14:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 · 1 2

Did the Flying spaghetti monster die on the cross and save you from your sins so you could go to heaven?

2006-12-17 22:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Angela F 5 · 0 2

I only recognize the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD. God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth. And, of course, His Son, Jesus the Christ. Merry Christmas.

2006-12-17 22:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by TexasStar 4 · 0 1

nope it's not real and that statement that "it is evident that the flying spaghetti monster god exist" is just plain bullsh*t

2006-12-17 22:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by lpjz290 2 · 0 1

Our prophet is Bobby Henderson; he is the author of our great Gospel.

2006-12-18 15:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 0 0

My God created your spaghetti!

2006-12-17 22:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Amy N 4 · 0 1

It depends...
If your God promises an eternal feasty reward for my stomach if I believe, and asures a neverending torture of gastritis and dyspepsia if I don`t, then yes, definetely I will.

2006-12-17 22:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by carlosdarthwin 3 · 0 1

What were your prophets?

Did God raised you from the dead?

Will you return?

Heaven and earth will pass away, but will your words?

Answer: No.

2006-12-17 22:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by J. 7 · 0 1

RAmen, Brother.

2006-12-17 22:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sure, I just had your god for lunch with lobster and baby shrimp in a light cream butter sauce

2006-12-17 22:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by sk20007623 3 · 1 3

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