Since i cant answer any questions (so annoying) can anyone share a story to make me laugh out loud. I would like to hear from as many people as possible.
2006-12-17 13:16:11 · 6 answers · asked by seashellshb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sam is 7 year old innocent kid. One morning while playing at his parents master bedroom, he heard his dad shouted, "Oh Cu.nt!!" inside the toilet. He quickly went inside the toilet and saw his dad's cheek bleeding. His dad cut himself while shaving his facial hair. Worried his son might learn the vulgar word "cu.nt", he lied to Sam saying that "cu.nt" means "facial hair" and reminded him not to use the word again. He then told Sam to get the medicine from Sam's Mom at the kitchen.
On his way down the stairs he heard his Mom shouted, "Ah f*ck!!" Curious, he went to see his Mom. His Mom had cut her fingers while cutting the chicken. Feeling embarrased, she lied to Sam saying that "f*ck" means "cut" and he should not use the word again. Awhile later, the phone rang, its Sam's Grandpa. As he had not met Sam's family for years, he asked the well-being of Sam's parents. Anxious to show-off the "new" words he had learned from his parents, Sam said, "Well, mommy is in the kitchen f*cking the chicken and dad is in the bathroom shaving his cu.nt.” The grandpa faints.
2006-12-17 13:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Bellevue, WA
On Saturday, police broke up a disturbance between a couple arguing over which one was drunker. Both were arrested and taken to Overlake Hospital for treatment of injuries to their heads.
The police are charging them with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace, but not assault.
They each injured themselves and not the other.
It seems, according to police and witnesses, that the couple were taking turns bashing their heads into the drywall walls and the wooden door of their apartment in order to prove they were so drunk that they couldn't feel the pain.
2006-12-17 21:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was shooting a film and we were shooting in a barn. I was standing up on a chair holding a gold reflector above my head. Next thing I know something heavy and hard hits me on the back of my head (right on that bump just before your skull ends are your spine starts). I kinda went a bit hazy and half fell, half stepped off the chair.
Turns out I knocked a lead-based, antique bowling pin off a beam. I'm told it made a good *thunk* sound.
I dunno if you're laughing, but we all had a good laugh after we checked for blood.
2006-12-17 21:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man drunk from a night in a bar stumbbled and fell into a pg pen right next to the large hog. Two women passing byers walked by and laughed. One women said, "You can tell a man boozes by the company he chooses." and the pig slowly walked away.
2006-12-17 21:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my little boy was about three, I picked him up at
preschool. There was this little tree in the school yard.
All the other kids would be waiting (somewhat normally)
in the school yard. My son would be up in the little tree
climbing.
2006-12-17 21:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by judy f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/Round%20like%20a%20shot.jpg
2006-12-17 23:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋