Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful
daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess
touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic-
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt, she will
be cured."
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any
man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince
brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the
princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
2006-12-17 13:01:03 · 16 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond
is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But
alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent
away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt
something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
They were M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you
thinking?)
2006-12-17 13:01:15 · update #1
LOL!!! Good one, I'm taking this one into work tomorrow!!
2006-12-17 13:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by damari_8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one! but on second thought, if you held chocolate long enough, it would melt anyway! whatever. Great riddle!
2006-12-17 21:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by whatevbookwrm687 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking rock candy myself
2006-12-17 21:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-12-17 23:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-12-17 22:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Amy R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. great one...made me really laugh hard...I will give it a 10/10.
2006-12-17 22:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh I thought it was a winky woo woo
2006-12-18 05:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was thinking on something a bit harder than m&m
2006-12-18 03:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness,,,,,,,That sure was a lot of reading to get to the crappy punchline!
Sorry! I thought it sucked!
2006-12-17 21:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
LOL funny man HAHAHA
EL VERGA!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TRY TO TRANSLATE "Spanish"
2006-12-17 21:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by Growth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋