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Work induced nausea and lethargy. I was sick and tired of work!

2006-12-17 13:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u can say "my friends did a horrible prank on me and set my watch/ clocks back by 5 hours !! im gona kill em! " or ohhhh sorry bro i thought it was a sunday! or if ur really really brave , u can say : i did turn up for work but u didnt see me , nor did anyone else at work , and i forgot to sign in and sign out , is it my fault that i dont atract anyones attention !! i feel left out !! im really depressed that no one noticed i was here !! im takin the rest of this day off !!!! lol

2006-12-17 22:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by rat333sa 1 · 0 0

While serving in the navy, I once told my Master Chief that I was late for work because of "car trouble." He asked me what was wrong with the car and--lost for an answer--I replied that I didn't get in it soon enough.

2006-12-17 21:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by mrvid2002 2 · 0 0

Aids

2006-12-17 21:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

plane delayed by 36 hours on way home from holiday and didnt land til halfway thru my shift

2006-12-18 04:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Came down with the flu and do not want to give it to anyone else (could be true)

2006-12-17 21:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by pegasus172 2 · 0 0

the hemi on my wheelchair blew up while i was at the soup line, right after i got mugged of my food stamps that capricorn paid me.

2006-12-17 21:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0 0

Just tell your boss you forgot, he will understand. If that doesn't work, tell him you got mugged on the way to work.

2006-12-17 21:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mississippi River 3 · 1 0

down in the back, but only if i feel really lazy, otherwise i get my sorry butt to work

2006-12-17 21:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by rhino_man420 6 · 0 0

car trouble

2006-12-17 21:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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