whats the best way to get rid of my girlfriend without dumping her?

Answer 1

Here are some ideas:

1. Next time you guys start to get it on, stop half way, Then throw in a porno. Finish yourself off, then go take a shower.

2. When she calls you, tell her someone is beeping in. Pretend to click over and be like, "I can't talk right now because I'm talking to my girlfriend. I'll see you tonight, though. Wear something sexy."

3. Get some other girl's panties, and give them to her next time she comes over.

4. Invite her out to dinner. Order something expensive. At the end of the meal, tell her you forgot your wallet. Take her to a club, and buy drinks for yourself only. When she asks about the wallet, just shrug. Spend the rest of the night spanking other girls on the butt while you two dance.

5. Tell your girl you want to do something special with her. Get a hooker; have her lying on the bed with a whip. When your girl comes over, tell your girl to hurry up and get naked, because the special evening is about to start.

6. Get her to let you take sexy pictures of her. Naked pictures. Frame them and put them all over your place. Next time she comes over, make sure your buddies are there looking at them as she walks in.

7. Go to a carnival or something. While she is playing a game or goes to the bathroom, go talk to a hot female. Make sure your girl sees you do this. Before she comes up to you, end the conversation, then tell your girl you're tired all of a sudden, and you'll take her home. Make cheesy yawns while you do this. Glance at the hot girl also.

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Answer 2

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Answer 3

If you just want her to stay away from her but do not want her to feel as though you dumped her then just treat her like a former friend. Make your contacts with her fewer and fewer or make yourself scarce when she is at the same place you are. Also, don't initiate any contact with her for any reason and she will more than likely not bother you. Of course she might, at some point, ask you why you are acting this way.

Answer 4

Get some balls and dump her. Nobody likes doing it. It will probably go really badly and it will be uncomfotable. But its the right thing to do, and do it in person if you have been seeing each other awhile dont do it by phone or text message. Leave her with your head held high knowing you didnt be a pussy, dont piss her off until she dumps you.

Answer 5

The best way to get rid of her is to show her that you were gutless enough to have asked this question.

The easiest way would be to just dump her, but you don't seem to have the courage. Good luck either way.

Answer 6

A shot through the skull at close range ought to do it, but then you'll be in prion for manslaughter. If you don't want her around any longer then I suggest you "dump" her so that SHE can move on to someone who will appreciate her.

Answer 7

Grow some stones and just tell her that you don't want to be with her anymore. She'd appreciate honesty more than anything that you would do to get rid of her.

Answer 8

Make her dump you. Do all the things you know she doesn't like in a guy. Act immature, like you're not ready for a relationship, be disgusting and filthy, be unsensitive, weird, and purposely mess your face up, and that'll do the work.

Answer 9

well if you really wanna get rid of her then u should dump her

Answer 10

Talk to her, no matter how hard it is. women would rather have the truth than a lie anytime..Even if it hurts, the truth is still better in the long run..so step up to the plate and be a man about it....