2006-12-17 11:52:21 · 6 answers · asked by pegasus172 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ruldoph the rrednosed reindeer
had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glowed
all of the other ganstas
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor rougolph join in any poker games
then one foggy christmas eve
santa came to say
rudolp with your gun so bright
WONT YOU SHOOT MY WIFE TONITE
they how the ganstas loved him as they shouted out with glee
rudolp the rednosed reindeer
you go down in history like AL CAPONE
2006-12-17 12:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by lovely 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little Christmas limerick:
On Christmas eve a lady named Pride,
While spreading her legs quite wide,
Asked Santa to probe her inside,
But Santa replied I could not if I tried,
For I came down the chimney inside.
2006-12-17 12:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by one eye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can hoe,hoe, hoe.
Why did Scrooge call an exteminator?
He was infested with humbugs.
Jingle bells, Santa smells
Rudolph flew away
Let a fart behind a cart
And blew up the IGA
2006-12-17 11:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't Santa and Mrs.Clause have children?
Because Santa only comes once a year.And that's down the chimney.
2006-12-17 12:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by ladybug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah...why is a christmas tree better then a man?
It's always erect,stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on
2006-12-17 11:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-17 12:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋