2006-12-17 11:47:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so ugly, that when she died, the Devil wouldn't let her in because he didn't want to scare the demons.
2006-12-17 12:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ur Momma Jokes
2016-10-30 10:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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There was actually a guy on P&S a few months back. He was like, "Help! What do I do? My name is Adolf Hitler and people make fun of me at school." Wow... Yes, it's very mean. I feel sorry for the child. I hope he gets a nickname and uses that instead (until he can get it legally changed.)
2016-04-02 23:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo momma is so fat, when she walk in front of the TV, I miss 3 episodes!" OR "Yo momma so fat she got her own zip code!" OR "Yo momma so poor she was kickin' a bucket down the street so I asked her what she was doin, she said she's movin!"
OR "Yo momma so dumb she got square titties, she forgot to take the tissues out da' box!" OR "Yo momma so fat when she has her period we run out of paper towel rolls!"
2006-12-17 12:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by one eye 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
ohhh ur momma just got told....
2006-12-17 12:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer_Yvonne 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yo momma so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
2006-12-17 11:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sultana 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you momma so ugly when she took a trip to Japan everyone kept running away screaming GODZILLA! GODZILLA!
2014-02-27 04:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Raven2099 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jo momma soo stupid she tried to climb mtw dew
jo momma so hairy she grew afros on her ****
2013-10-14 05:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by Michael 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Where's My gumball"
2006-12-17 15:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Torch 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you momma looks like you
2006-12-17 12:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by lovefun 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋