1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa
5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos
6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse
7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird!
8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart
9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt
10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++
11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
12. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?
13. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"
14. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am
15. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse
16. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver
2006-12-17 11:44:46 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! May I have an invested right to your patent on this?
You made my Day!
2006-12-17 11:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dis sound lik a ghetto azz redneck.LOL
2006-12-17 12:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha* mark get a life you don't have to read or answer, is 2 points that exciting for you.?
2016-05-23 03:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you made me that crazy to laugh at this one!!
good one i like it!!
2006-12-17 12:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Rolando Jr. E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if bill gates was a redneck it would be f***ing hilarious
2006-12-17 11:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by kooneyedkellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-12-17 11:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...lol
jeff foxworthy would be proud!!
2006-12-17 11:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-17 12:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Growth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!
2006-12-17 12:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋