2006-12-17 11:28:45 · 9 answers · asked by omg wtf 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
If it was good enough to blowup a cute, cuddly white bunny (with horribly sharp claws and teeth) then it'd be good enough for this job.
2006-12-17 11:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by imrational 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
probably either a loaf or a fish bomb. Though he could sneak in some plain water and then change it into nitroglycerin. Or at least really funky wine to spike the apple juice with.
2006-12-17 19:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by saopaco 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He'd replace some of the backpacks in the cubby holes with c-9 charge packs, and remotely detonate them as soon as the bell rang.
2006-12-17 19:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd go in and lay a silent-but-deadly so bad it would kill that way the building would be there for the next, hopefully better, preschool.
2006-12-17 19:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by pickle_40oz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie up his favourite Disciple, Judas, with a bomb and turn it into fakes rolexes and motorola RAZR VXXXXs and kiss him goodbye at the entrance of the school.
2006-12-17 19:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by dupjunk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same way everyone else does, they look it up on the internet, but watch out the FBI is monitoring the internet and they will monitor you after you go to such websites. Hehehe.
2006-12-17 19:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same way everyone else would. Some PETN and a detonator.
Ooh! No wait! It would be *holy* PETN.
2006-12-17 19:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by incorrigible_misanthrope 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't!! ... now get you mind out of the gutter and start practicing peace...
2006-12-17 19:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by Aim4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would stick the bomb in his anus.
2006-12-17 19:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by ....... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋