one got pi**ed off !!!!!!!
2006-12-17 11:05:27 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the other got sat on
2006-12-17 18:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could they have been these two flies?
Two flies heading south. After a couple of
hours, they spot a barnyard and fly down
for some lunch. The cow manure pile was
extra good that day, so they eat and eat.
Soon, they can’t fly, they weigh to much.
So, they see a pitchfork sticking in the pile
and climb up on the handle and jump off..
Plop.. into the manure… still can’t fly.
Moral: Don’t fly off the handle, when
you are full of crap..
2006-12-17 11:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not any theory, i think of thats an quite unhappy tale and if I had a woman chum who did that for extra effective than like 6 hours (if that long) the law enforcement officers could have been suggested as. and how did they clarify to those that got here visiting why they could no longer use the bathing room?
2016-10-15 03:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's allot better than what the other 1 had coming to it, that's y it was the number 2 fly.
2006-12-17 11:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bettr to be pi**ed off than pi**ed ON.
2006-12-17 11:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two flies on a tramps @rse cheek, one says "I havent seen you in a while....", the other one says "iv been in the nick"
two puddles of sick walking down a lane.... one starts crying... the other says to him... whats wrong?... the other says...."i was brought up round here"...
2006-12-17 11:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Helen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor fly
2006-12-17 21:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah very funny . some of the alternative answers that have been given are also really funny . thanks for cheering me up this close to monday morning
2006-12-17 11:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got crapped on of course,,,
2006-12-17 11:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Get Real 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should actually have put 'Two flies...'
Still, very funny.
2006-12-17 11:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋