Old catholic jokes.....?

Question

What's black and white, black and white, black and blue?

A nun falling down the stairs.

What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays?

Nun

Answer 1

very childish & not funny at all.

Answer 2

Another one:
Two priests and a bishop wanted to travel from Chicago to Pittsburgh. They went to the local bus depot, where one of the priests went to buy the tickets. The ticket seller was a young lady wearing a sheer blouse and no bra. This made the young priest nervous. He stammered out," I want three pickets to Titsburgh". When he realized what he had said, he turned red and left in a hurry."Where are the tickets?" asked the bishop. The priest explained what happened. The other priest said,"Don't worry, I can take care of this. I'll even get change, so we can get some Pepsi". Approaching the counter, he tells the lady," I want three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I need change for the pop machine. Give me three dollars worth of nipples and dimes please". He,too, turns red and hurries away.The bishop says," You young men just need more experience.I can handle this situation". The bishop goes to the counter and tells the young woman," I want three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I'm very thirsty. I would like three dollars worth of nickels and dimes for the pop machine. As a man of God, young lady, I advise you to dress more modestly in the future. If you don't, when you die and get to the pearly gates,St. Finger will shake his p eter at you and say.......

old, but funny. No offense meant to our Catholic friends, I have jokes about everybody

Answer 3

I think that these so called "jokes" about Catholics and about Nuns and Priests offend Catholics. I am a Catholic and I hate your stupid Catholic jokes they aren't even funny you little poops

Answer 4

I think your joke sucks more than the one about the boy being baptised! I'd spit on the screen but my Girlfriend will kill me.

Answer 5

Not funny! Sorry.

Answer 6

They are ok. I think "DAN P" is a perverted priest.