2006-12-17 10:39:56 · 11 answers · asked by steve b 5 in Health ➔ Mental Health
It depends on what type of voice it is.
If it's a husky burlesque complaining about this years mini boot versus last year's spike heels and slouch boot, I'd say your best bet is to see if prozac would be enough (I'm thinking dogpression with psychotic features.)
If it's a loud, squeaky voice screaming, "Where are my silk pajamas?!??!!" (followed by a thud, of course)-- you might want to think about supplying your dog with ear plugs or closing the bedroom door!
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Addendum: I like Dav. - mold the foil to fit the ears - it's not rocket science, jeesh! It's a good thing we're 'hear' to help you.
2006-12-17 11:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by DanaZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mate to be frank your a nutter.
Your dog (if it is actually complaining) is probably not hearing stuff (I doubt dogs can go schizo). My assumption would be ur not treating ur dog well enough cus in fact you are the schizophrenic so thats why its complaining & u r the 1 hearing the voices.Can I ask do you think your dog talks English to you?
You need serious help talk to frank +44 0800 77 66 00
2006-12-17 19:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by theif1212 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write down everything the voices say. Then bring the notebook to your Doctor.
2006-12-17 20:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by techzonehosting@verizon.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like your on drugs. If you are cut back, your dog will dog complaining and all this will leave.
2006-12-17 19:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him wear a hat lined with tin foil, it helps block the voices being beamed at your dog.
2006-12-17 18:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have become depressed myself with this question.Do u mean your question?It reminds me of sixthsense..Ok if your question exists and no other in your home is listening to the voices u are refering to then you probably need some help.Some psychological help.Ok,cute boy?
2006-12-17 18:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you need a drink. Tell the dog you will send him to the pound for execution if the complaints don't stop. They will stop once you stop listening.
Oh yeah, is your dog named SAM?
2006-12-17 18:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your dog is possessed. I'd arrange an exorcist to visit you and your dog immediately...
2006-12-17 18:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok do not hurt yor dog like that jerk said....run ...not walk directly to a doctor and i don't mean a Vet!...
2006-12-17 18:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by TWISTER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those squirrels are a real pain.
2006-12-17 18:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋