the forest when she saw two large brown ears sticking up from behind a bush, MR WOLF she cried i know your there,damn it said the wolf and hurried away, a few moments later as she skipped through the forest she spied two large brown ears sticking up above a boulder, MR WOLF i know your there, oh bloddy hell said the wolf and hurried away, and as she skipped through the forest not to far those two brown ears were sticking out from behind a tree, MR WOLF i know your there, she cried, the wolf grunted,and bellowed, for fu** sake cant a wolf have a crap in peace anywhere in this forest
2006-12-17 10:34:15 · 17 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAOO
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2006-12-17 10:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by Super Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aint heard that one before... nice..and probably true.
Heres one I made up..
Little Red Riding Hood gets to her Grandmother’s
house and didn’t see the wolf anywhere during the
whole trip.. Worried, she calls his cellphone and he
answers. She asks him, “where you been, I came all
the way to Grandma’s house and didn’t see you anywhere?”
“Well, sorry about that,” says the wolf,” but I had a
prior appointment with the three little pigs. I was right on schedule until I got to that last house,.. well, damn if that stupid pig didn’t make it out of brick..”
2006-12-17 20:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
With some proper punctuation it would be a decent joke.
2006-12-18 10:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm 2/10, I didn't even smile. I wanted to but couldn't, thats why you got a 2.
2006-12-17 18:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by motorcitysmadman 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
poor wolf
2006-12-18 05:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're and Your. Learn the difference.
2006-12-17 21:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Chinaman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
would have made an interesting addition to Hoodwinked really, wouldn`t it?
2006-12-17 18:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats quite amusing
2006-12-17 18:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
room for improvement.
2006-12-18 07:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by JETT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not keen on that one.
2006-12-17 19:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awkward
2006-12-17 18:35:42 · answer #11 · answered by ajfalkjf 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋