Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves Also, help me to be careful of the toes I tread on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
and help me to remember.
When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are really trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
Amen
2006-12-17 10:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL I like that one. My version is simpler:
God grant me the serentity to know which prats I can successfully ar*se up and kick in the bum, and those I can't.
And God grant me the good sense to know the difference! Aye God!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
The Cheeky Lad keeps wishing everyone a wickedly happy Christmas!
2006-12-17 12:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real prayer would help better, honestly.
Edit: oh, but I also hate when people feel obliged to forward "prayer" messages. I have both a prayer book and the ability to pray with my own words, thank you very much.
2006-12-17 23:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by todaywiserthanyesterday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2006-12-17 18:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell there an`t nobody but you . I is time to take charge of your life, to see it as yours. Forget any bull sold as anything, reality is real , live that .
2006-12-17 18:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by wolfe_tone43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes sense. hope you can keep on smiling as it makes people wonder what you have been up to
2006-12-17 18:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some weeks are like that.
2006-12-17 18:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by pepsiolic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! :-) x
2006-12-17 18:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Minniex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋