Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand??
A: Because she moans with the other
One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man.
"can i get this washed" the man couldn't hear that good says, "come again" monica says "no mustard".
Q: Why did Hellen wear her pants so tight.
A: So people could read her lips!!
How Do you surprise Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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2006-12-17 10:28:03 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friends have dirty minds. I shouldn't encourage them but I have to send this one to them.
2006-12-17 11:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by dan p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny but tasteless at the same time!
2006-12-17 20:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all of those weren't that good
2006-12-17 18:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋