When the mailman knocked on the door to deliver the Christmas mail, the lady of the house was waiting for him in her nightie, invited him to her bedroom where they had great sex.
After it was over, she handed him a dollar. The mailman, a little puzzled & confused, thanked her and asked her why?
She replied: Oh, it was my husband's idea......When I asked him what to give you for Christmas he said; "Fu*k the mailman, give him a dollar!"
2006-12-17 10:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by mstrywmn 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lisa.....I guess I only heard the short version. Thanks for the update.
2006-12-17 11:14:29 · update #1
uh,oh the women must be a blonde, no affense blondes!
2006-12-17 10:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by jamey m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all the joke isn't told like that, its told like this...
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar. The breakfast was my idea!!"
DUH
2006-12-17 10:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by name. 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2006-12-17 10:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by candace b 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-17 10:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lostlove 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But dumb wife!
2006-12-17 12:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-17 10:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by shadouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...never heard that one ...good one..guess they both made out good for chritmas...lol
2006-12-18 17:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by bo_dela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2006-12-17 10:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by cathy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pretty good-wonder what I'll get?
2006-12-17 10:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was the most funniest joke I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-17 10:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋