A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*i*t*c*h*e*s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*i*t*c*h*e*s who are getting on, get your a*s*s*e*s in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
2006-12-17 09:35:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
trip was apleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*i*s*s*e*d off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*i*t*c*h in the kitchen!"
2006-12-17 09:39:39 · update #1
Wonderful I love it, sorry that you didn't get to finish it in time but great joke, thumbs waayyyy up !!!!!
2006-12-17 09:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where's the rest of the joke?
2006-12-17 17:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love christmas spirit!
2006-12-17 18:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg now that is funny
2006-12-17 18:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still good.
2006-12-17 18:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie
2006-12-17 18:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by backassshoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this really has been posted toooooo much
PLEASE STOP!!!!
2006-12-17 18:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it.
2006-12-17 18:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by jamey m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still cute thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 18:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny at all!!
2006-12-17 17:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Candrdy J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋